My favorite thing about James is his sense of humor. It’s superb. It’s perfect. It’s amazing. And in my opinion, there’s nothing sexier in this world than a man with a great sense of humor.Here are my 12 favorite examples.
12.”His name is James Valentine, he is a good friend of mine.” ”THAT’S ME!”11.”James Valentine likes his own photo.”
10.”I feel violated.”
9.”I’m starting over in a small town. Who’s with me?”
8.”You are such a child.”7.”We love Cox. There’s Cox in everything we do.”
6.“A girl grabs my arm out of that crowd and sprays perfume on my wrist and goes I WANT YOU TO SMELL LIKE ME!”
5.”I can get away with a lot more. I could do blow off a dead hooker in the middle of Sunset Boulevard and no one would care. That said, it stings when Rolling Stone crops me out of pictures.”
4. “I’m happy. I have a guitar, so I can play with myself. As I often do.”
3.”Have you ever been kidnapped? Have you ever been tied up in the back of a car?”
2.”How you doin? Name’s James Valentine. I’m the lead guitarist. You good enough for a poke?”
1.”Growing up in Nebraska, we had the privelege of eating corn straight off the farm, and this soup tastes like it was made from corn straight off the farm.”
